My brother once said, Year 2016 is the Monday of all
Years. I silently wondered if he meant to say it is like that Monday Blue
which almost everyone goes through or if it is that same Monday which passes by
pretty quickly. Anyways who even likes to talk about Mondays? At least I don't.
This year almost ended, the sun is going to go out in about 4 billion
years(probably), and right now I'm sitting and acting like everything is fine.
This
crazy year I tell you was one roller coaster ride. That doesn't mean the
previous ones weren't. So many ups and downs, so many let go(s), so many let it
be(s), so many new things, so many surprises and so on. Isn't it great to live
in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than
making it. Well, I would like to have some history stored and not delete
everything. It is time and again we now need to bid farewell to this great or
not so great year(to anyone else). Let's say Bye!
However,
now that the year is about to end in about 24 hours, I would like to make some
honest confessions.
1. Dear 2016, all that time I saved by typing u, r, k etc instead of
You, Are and OK -- Those seconds did not add up as an additional top-up in my
year and I'm very upset about it.
2. I finally realized that -- We are all time travelers moving at the
speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.
3. I need to hire an investigator who would probably at the end of next
year find out what I did this year long.
4. Every time I asked someone when and where, to be honest, I was not
supposed to ask when because I, however, reached an average 30 minutes late
each time.
5. I honestly tell you, If I had a husband at least by this year - I
would have drafted his New Year's Resolutions by this time. He would run away
anyways.
6. I spent another complete year at an IT Company which is part of
your(2016's) lifespan -- I never stopped cribbing about it like never.
7. Every time the horoscope said "Dress nicely, Be prepared for a
coincidental meeting with that new interesting person" -- You guys writing
fancy lines in the name of horoscope you will not die a peaceful death, Karma
will haunt you someday.
8. Everything New is welcome and every let go is now a History.
9. I was often told I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
10. And everyone who ever told me Money Speaks -- I just want to let you
know Mine only said Good Bye.
11. I always thought I will retire after 5 years in IT, I'm such a loser
I'm still stuck onto it at the end of 6th year.
12. The much hyped Demonetization barely made any difference to me, But
I was taken by surprise when the not so popular moms across the nation declared
their unaccounted income. .
13. I once thought, what an interesting thing internet is and how
blessed I am to have a high-speed internet. But that has only cut down my sleep
and increased dark circles. You go away 2016 and I will only become a better
person next year(hopefully).
14. Amazon, Myntra, and Jabong only got richer day by day with my
regular peanut sized contributions.
15. How I ended up to be a maid, cook and owner of the house and how
sure I'm to continue to be the same time and again. Except for now there is no
raising a kid!
Happy Year End!!
Regards,
V
